Friday, April 10, 2009

Captain Cleanoff - Symphonies of Slackness

Release Date: 2008
Label: Obscene Productions
Release Type: Full-Length

Alright. I've been a bit of a lazy cunt recently, so I apologize to my lovely readers (there must be at least one of you out there who enjoys my colorful writing). Sorry doesn't say much I know, so I'll just let this bad boy do the talking. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Captain Cleanoff. These boys can grind up some mean death metal riffage and sport a Carcass-ian dual vocal approach (hence the reference to aforementioned band album title ), and that's all well and good. But when it comes to those grooves. Oh boy. There will be headbanging, that's for sure. Plenty of it. Down to the last few fucking seconds of the monster that is "Wizard's Sleeve". Now I could talk about "Your Fate", "3234", "Hardcore Fashion Parade" "-Insert Random Song of Your Choice-" and their sweet riffs in my typically verbose manner but it'd be better if you go download this and find out yourself. I will say though that "Wizard's Sleeve" is pure headbanging gold. My back is still hurting from thrashing around to it. Could be the fact that I'm a malnourished, unhealthy lazybone who hardly exercises but oh well, the point is, this is good shit. Now, go ahead and let your back suffer a similar fate as mine.

You won't regret it.

- Amazon


Gravemarker said...

Good post. I have this album already, but it is highly recommended to anyone who doesn't. Keep the good stuff coming!

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